Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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