You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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