My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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