we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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