u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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