everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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