May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
is this the sara with the beer cane?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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