i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It's shark week go big or go home
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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