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yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face

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(617): yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face http://tfl.nu/3atc

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I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers

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(207): I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers http://tfl.nu/79gv

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First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.

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(386): First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook. http://tfl.nu/2gux

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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

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(781): I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. http://tfl.nu/mkrc

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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie

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(260): I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie http://tfl.nu/6pmw

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(917): View more from New York City

level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.

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(917): level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed. http://tfl.nu/i2kx

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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby

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your completely serious

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(774): I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby (617): your completely serious http://tfl.nu/nhex

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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"

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(540): 'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?" http://tfl.nu/d6iq

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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.

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(610): So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house. http://tfl.nu/bt1m

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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.

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(214): Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds. http://tfl.nu/uk4u

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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.

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(312): 2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits. http://tfl.nu/57o4

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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.

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...how and why.

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PARENTS ARE MAGIC.

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(248): I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS. (586): ...how and why. (248): PARENTS ARE MAGIC. http://tfl.nu/swgi

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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.

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(915): I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers. http://tfl.nu/kpt3

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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...

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...it didn't...

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(303): apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him... (303): ...it didn't... http://tfl.nu/54y0

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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways

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(717): Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways http://tfl.nu/1sez

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