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  i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?

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• (858): View more from California

  i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  is drinking for groundhog day legit?

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  well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle

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