I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you traded sex for a burrito?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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