he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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