Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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