so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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