What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
ok first of all what the fuck
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