So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It's rum buckets o'clock
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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