Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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