Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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