I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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