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  whjeg hajt iyt

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  say what?

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  wanna hang out?

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"

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  do it. it's every man's dream.

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• (347): View more from New York

  CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌

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  How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.

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