you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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