5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.