Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."