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  (713): View more from Texas

  i cant believe jose lima did steroids

  (281): View more from Texas

  apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball

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  (713): i cant believe jose lima did steroids (281): apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball http://tfl.nu/yhdf
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  (901): View more from Tennessee

  oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass

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  fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings

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  (901): oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass (901): fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings http://tfl.nu/b0u6
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  (801): View more from Utah

  You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.

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  (801): You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night. http://tfl.nu/ij9z
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  (559): View more from California

  today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.

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  (559): today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus. http://tfl.nu/murq
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail

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  (403): ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail http://tfl.nu/cdhw
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club

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  (815): u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club http://tfl.nu/2dw9
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  (707): View more from California

  Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.

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  (707): Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb. http://tfl.nu/i5x2
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?

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  (919): Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas? http://tfl.nu/7kpc
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  (740): View more from Ohio

  Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.

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  (740): Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina. http://tfl.nu/wkh7
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles

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  (+44): Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles http://tfl.nu/aiso
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  (706): View more from Georgia

  It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.

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  (706): It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later. http://tfl.nu/oph9
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  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol

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  (321): Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol http://tfl.nu/hpqb
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

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  (717): Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English. http://tfl.nu/s5ju
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  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.

  (501): View more from Arkansas

  Just skip

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Please. i have SOME standards

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  (479): Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day. (501): Just skip (479): Please. i have SOME standards http://tfl.nu/0muv
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  (904): View more from Florida

  Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.

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  (904): Im wearing a bra. Made of paint. http://tfl.nu/e0s1
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