omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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