You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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