No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my sisters under your porch take her home
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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