with your own penis?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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