Jerry, you need to find god
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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