So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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