So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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