I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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