What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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