normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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