are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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