I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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