Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My dick has a subreddit
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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