I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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