if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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