can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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