that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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