At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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