I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
