Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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