He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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