More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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