I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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