Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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