I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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