the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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