I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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