I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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