I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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