Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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