I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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