I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
