i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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