if you like me you must not know who I am
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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