The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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