Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
