if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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