bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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