carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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