sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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