Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?