i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge