it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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